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Post by jhan (S.I.M.) on Jul 21, 2009 21:42:50 GMT -4
Rule #1 of Chuck Norris is to NEVER talk about Chuck Norris...
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Post by Chris (Cyrodia) on Jul 21, 2009 21:52:29 GMT -4
...You broke rule one!
They say that beneath Chuck Norris's beard is another fist!
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Post by jhan (S.I.M.) on Jul 22, 2009 20:06:55 GMT -4
(so did you ) Chuck Norris invented water
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Post by Devan(alicantê) on Jul 23, 2009 10:30:55 GMT -4
i invented chuck norris...pwnd
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Post by jhan (S.I.M.) on Jul 23, 2009 16:18:06 GMT -4
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land
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Post by the_one092001 (NFPA) on Jul 23, 2009 21:58:45 GMT -4
Chuck Norris' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord.
^ So did mine, my original 20GB iPod. They all used to, back when Apple wasn't so penny-pinching.
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Post by jhan (S.I.M.) on Jul 25, 2009 14:40:37 GMT -4
the big bang theory is not about how the universe began, it's when Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris fights each other
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cjavierlelouch
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Armor is tough, Firepower Kills, Speed is essential but a little balance of all, goes a long way!
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Post by cjavierlelouch on Jul 27, 2009 1:10:49 GMT -4
Question: What would happen if Chuck Norris ruled the World?
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Post by Thomas & Leon of Mascarene on Jul 28, 2009 12:49:21 GMT -4
When Chuck Norris jumps off a diving board, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet - the water gets Chuck Norrised.
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Post by jhan (S.I.M.) on Jul 30, 2009 17:01:42 GMT -4
Chuck Norris once round house kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time and kicked Amelia Earhart right in the face during her Mid-Atlantic flight.
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